One fleeting moment

My mind was clouded For a moment my hopes were shrouded. It was as if spirits I consumed, Consumed my own spirit.

Demons Of The Past

I am running,passing endless train of lights on the ceiling . and passing people with different emotions

Blackle Energy Saving Search

Blackle was created by Heap Media to remind us all of the need to take small steps in our everyday lives to save energy. Blackle searches are powered by Google Custom Search.

Wings of a broken angel !

I once knew an angel a happy go luck one . Sweet charming hopping from one happiness to another one , just like a honey bee. Then I saw her again no more an angel like she used to be ... She changed. .... Her happiness was taken away ... Her wings were taken away ..

What we are!!

What is right what is wrong ... A question , a thought , a truth.. Whole world

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Blackle - Energy Saving Search

Blackle - Energy Saving Search www.miteshk.blogspot.com

click on the link to see blackle.

it is a Google search associate , helps saving lot of energy and ur battery power by displaying home page in black.. read at

How is Blackle saving energy?

Blackle was created by Heap Media to remind us all of the need to take small steps in our everyday lives to save energy. Blackle searches are powered by Google Custom Search.

Blackle saves energy because the screen is predominantly black. "Image displayed is primarily a function of the user's color settings and desktop graphics, as well as the color and size of open application windows; a given monitor requires more power to display a white (or light) screen than a black (or dark) screen."Roberson et al, 2002

In January 2007 a blog post titled Black Google Would Save 750 Megawatt-hours a Year proposed the theory that a black version of the Google search engine would save a fair bit of energy due to the popularity of the search engine. Since then there has been skepticism about the significance of the energy savings that can be achieved and the cost in terms of readability of black web pages.

We believe that there is value in the concept because even if the energy savings are small, they all add up. Secondly we feel that seeing Blackle every time we load our web browser reminds us that we need to keep taking small steps to save energy.

How can you help?

We encourage you to set Blackle as your home page. This way every time you load your Internet browser you will save a little bit of energy. Remember every bit counts! You will also be reminded about the need to save energy each time you see the Blackle page load.

Help us spread the word about Blackle by telling your friends and family to set it as their home page. If you have a blog then give us a mention. Or put the following text in your email signature: "Blackle.com - Saving energy one search at a time".

Have a look at our energy saving tips page for ideas on steps you can take to save energy or you can followBlackle on Twitter and we will keep you updated with simple energy saving tips.

There are a lot of great web sites about saving energy and being more environmentally friendly. They are full of great tips covering the little things that we can all do to make a difference today. Try Blackling "energy saving tips" or visit one of the many great blogs dedicated to environmental awareness.

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Sunday, December 20, 2009

marriages.....not made in heaven

The Best Comparison I ever read …
Love Marriage
Arranged Marriage

Resembles
procedural programming language. We have some set of functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.

Similar to
object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.

Family system hangs because hardware (called
Parents ) is not responding.

Compatible with hardware
(Parents).

You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.

You are a team member under project leader (parents) so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.

Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.

All these features are covered in the SRS (System Req. Specification) as required features.

Love Marriage is like
Windows , beautiful n seductive... . Yet one never knows when it willcrash.... if crashes that's the end

Arranged Marriage is like
Unix.... Boring n colorless... but still extremely reliable n robust. May crash but easy to recover

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Boondock saints prayer

FAMILY PRAYER

And shepherds we shall be,
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Just Don't Listen


Why is it that some people just don't listen.
No matter how hard you try they just won't.
You try to help them out and help them cheap.
But yet they won't listen.
So I'm tired of trying to help people like that.
I'm tired of tossing in my own hat.
Trying to help out, trying to show that I care.
I can't help but just ignore them when they ask.
I just want to scream at them when they do.
I just want to show them that they need to just shut up and listen.
When they claim that I'm too fucking pig headed an always want my way.
Stand back an take a look at the one who is saying it.
I just don't understand anymore.
So if you choose not to listen then I choose not to suggest.
Since no matter what I won't get the anger off my chest.

Friday, December 4, 2009


Ten Common Phrases That Could Soon Be History

Earlier this week Oxford University Press declared "unfriend" its word of the year.

This got me thinking.now that we are entering an era of media reforestation

what common phrases could soon be history?

Here's 10 that I came up with.

You may disagree but I believe all of these have faded or will be gone soon.

(All images are from Flickr via Creative Commons and are credited.) .


Thursday, December 3, 2009

10 rules of Hindi movies.


1. Two brothers separated in childhood will always grow up on different sides of the law. The law-breaker, however, will suddenly turn over a new leaf before the end,
bash up the villain (who is the real bad guy), and be pardoned for all his sins before the last-scene family reunion. (This is possible only if he has a heroine - see rule).


2. If the number of heroes is not equal to the number of heroines, the excess heroes/heroines will - die
- join the Red Cross and take off to Switzerland before the end of the movie.

3. If there are 2 heroes in a movie, they will fight each other savegely for at least 5 minutes (10 minutes if they are brothers).

4. Any court scene will have the dialogue "Objection my lord". If it is said by the hero, or his lawyer, it will be sustained. Else, it will be overruled.

5. The hero's sister will usually marry the hero's best friend (i.e. the second hero). Else, she will be raped by the villain within the 1st 30 minutes, and commit suicide.

6. In a chase, the hero will always overtake the villain, even on a bullock-cart, or on foot.

7. When the hero fires at the villain(s), he will never
- miss
- run out of bullets.
When the villain fires at the hero, he will always miss (unless the hero is required to die, as in rule).

8. Any fight sequence shall take place in the vicinity of a stack of
- pots
- barrels
- glass bottles, which will be smashed to pieces.

9. Any movie involving lost+found brothers will have a song sung by
- the brothers
- their blind mother (of course, she has to be blind in order to regain her sight in the climax)
- the family dog/cat.
The amazing thing is that these folks remember the song after 20 years in the movie, and you can't remember it 2 minutes after coming out of the theatre.

10. Police inspectors (when not played by the hero) come in two categories:
- Scrupulously honest, probably the hero's father - killed by the villain before the titles.
- Honest, but always chasing the anti-hero (as in rule), saying "Tum kanoon se bach nahin sakte", only to pat him in the back in reel 23. Usually, this inspector's daughter
is in love with the anti-hero.
- The corrupt inspector, (usually the real villain's sidekick) unceremoniously knocked about by the hero(s) in the climax.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

HOLY BRO CODE..


Awesome: The holy bro-code.



It’s the Bro-code. I must say I got inspired by Barney from How I Met Your Mother, so let me share the Bro-code with you:

The Bro Code:

Article 1/ The one rule: Bro’s always before hoes.

Honor this rule cause it’s the Holy Grail for every bro.

Article 2: (1) If you’re hitting on a chick which a friend of yours declared interest in as well, at least ask him if he minds. (2) If he’s a real good and close bro to you listen to his opinion and follow it.

Article 3: (1) Never whatever you might desire, feel or think sleep with a woman your bro once married or had a relationship with. (3) Hands off from first grade family as well. (4) If you can’t avoid breaking the rule, you must either marry her or get your Bro laid with a really hot woman to make up for it.

Article4: You can critically judge the girls a bro hooks up with, but never ever interfere in his game. If she used to be a man, an animal or is related to him INTERFERE.

Article 5: (1) Always try to avoid seeing your bro naked. (2)If you can’t avoid it, always keep your eyes above his waist. (3) Never make eye contact.

A possible solution is to fix a point on the wall. Be aware, you WILL look like an idiot staring at the wall.

Situations where this rule usually applies: – Devils Threesome

- Men’s Shower

-When your kidnapped by three huge black men.

Article 6: (1) If you bust your bro’s girlfriend or wife cheating on him, you must give her at least 12 hours to tell him. (2) Then it’s your duty, right and responsibility as a good bro to tell him about it. (3) The time begins with the moment you busted her.

Article 7: (1) If your bro asks you to be his wingman you must be his wingman. (2)The only exception is when you’re scoring points already or you’re about to.

As a wingman it’s your obligation to get him lay with the chick he wants. Distract her friends, lie for him, do whatever is necessary.

Article 8: Never take the last beer, only if you’re granted special permission.

Article 9: (1) If you owe your bro money, pay him back as soon as humanly possible. (2)Gambling debts must be paid immediately.

Article 10: Birthday and Christmas presents for your bros are optional.

Article 11: If you go the bar with your bros, you must buy a round of drinks at least once, but only if you can afford it.

Article 12: (1) Never ever shall you lie to your bros about really important stuff. Important stuff is woman, death, if you’re seriously sick, think about changing your gender, turned gay, broke a bro rule, similar very important stuff. (2)You are allowed to leave these facts out though in a story and must only answer them when you’re questioned.

Article 13: (1) If you get 2 tickets to a big event, the priority list for granting the second ticket is as follows:

1. Your best friends (in order of how long you’ve known them).

2. The family you actually like.
3. Your acquaintances.
4. The chick you really love and you’re not involved with yet.
5. Co-Workers
6. A high class escort.
7. A real Superhero. At least one power needed.
8. Your girlfriend.

Article 14: If two of your bros don’t get along you can ask them to get along, never to get friends or bros.

Article 15: (1) A Bro shall never reveal the score of a sporting event to another Bro until that Bro has thrice confirmed it’s cool. (2) If your bros favorite team lost, don’t push it.

IMPORTANT RULE!!!

Article 16: (1) Always provide your bro with protection. (2) even if it’s his own fault. (3) Never ever hit your bro, except when he lost a slap-bet.

Article 17: Only your closest friends can count as your bros. A wingman is always a bro.

Article 18: If you violate the one rule your no longer to be considered as a bro. If you break any of the others, a bro’ council must be held with the one bro you hurt as a judge, to decide about your further qualification as a bro.

Further rules are to be continued…

this is N.E.W.S

POLITICS

Obama Tells Nation He's Going Out For Cigarettes

'I'll Be Right Back' Claims Commander In Chief

DECEMBER 1, 2009 |

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/obama_tells_nation_hes_going_out

BARNEY's Corner


2) here it is BARNEY'S house..

1) CHEERLEADER EFFECT

phenomenon known as the "Cheerleader Effect" ,Basically, it's the idea that while things may look hot as a group from a distance away (like a bunch of young cheerleaders), when you look closer at each one individually you realize they aren't as good looking as you expected